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Bob Some men are born pure evil, and others have pure evil thrust upon them. Bob, Lord of Hell, is living proof of this. Originally created as a servant and lieutenant of the original Devil (known better as Gorgoroth the Orange, the hideous Penguin-Maker who vowed to destroy all life in the universe because all of his friends thought he looked goofy), Bob was forced to assume his master's place when Gorgoroth, in a tragic accident, was unexpectedly turned into a vacation resort. "There's still Evil out there," Bob mumbled halfheartedly, "and dammit, somebody's gotta be Lord of it." Almost an immediate disaster with his profane duties, Bob couldn't handle his master's army of volatile Penguins, and thus locked them away inside a big rock until Number One decided to take them off Bob's hands. Many of Gorgoroth's old properties were similarly divided among his inferiors, but Bob was ultimately stuck with the dead Penguin-Maker's oldest project, serving as caretaker of Hell itself. As it turns out, Hell was not quite completed by the time Bob took over, and many of the more cunning damned souls managed to escape through the less well-guarded construction zones, making for more pleasant afterlives, such as Heaven, Purgatory, Nirvana, and Monterey, California. Such escapes were not only a black eye on Bob's record, but a source of growing loneliness, as there were fewer and fewer souls in Hell to spend time with. Fluble himself has busted out of Hell on three seperate occasions, repeatedly leaving Bob with but one companion: his teddy bear, Mr. Fuzwuz, who hates Bob but lacks the ability to move away from him, and so spends all his time heaping emotional abuse on the King of Evil, who simply wants to be loved. |