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  NAME: The Devil Bunny No one knows what went wrong with the Devil Bunny. Little evidence of his past remains, and despite much speculation on the subject of traumatic childhoods and abusive owners, the world's most highly- respected mental health experts have yet to determine what transformed a floppy, well-behaved pet into a malevolent killing machine. The Devil Bunny's rampages have by now become the stuff of legend, so wanton and horrific that monsters and murderers have come to tell Bunny stories to terrify each other. Known for stealth, cunning, savagery, and that adorable way he scrunches up his little nose, the Bunny is perhaps the most widely-feared killer alive today. The Bunny tends to favor axes, chainsaws, and other sharp instruments. However, the most powerful weapon in his arsenal remains his appearance. So disarming is the Devil Bunny that his intended victims almost never receive an opportunity to protect themselves; in fact, some are almost hypnotized by his charms, completely unable to react while the fuzzy little demon tears through bone and flesh like a cyclone of fluffy death. If you
encounter the Devil Bunny, PLEASE, do NOT approach him.
Leave the area calmly and swiftly before contacting the
police. Do not attack him, do not confront him, and for
the love of God, do not pay attention to his precious
little eyes or puffy cottonball tail. |