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Professional wackologists have determined that this site is 38% wackier with javascipt.

This site is best viewed in the dark, without a monitor, after scooping out your eyes.
But if you insist on eyes, this site looks best in something close to 1024 x 768 resolution.
Or, failing that, 800 x 600 resolution. Or, as a last resort, Pasty Monkey resolution.

Those viewing this site with Linux: There is no hope for you at all.


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